Lunar Threads

Jenner and I are finally together. No joke this time.

If you're familiar with the star-crossed lovers problem on any TV series... Whenever there's that one "will they, won't they" couple that everyone wants to get together but never does, once they do finally get together, the series is basically over at that point. It only goes downhill from there (this is why Mal and Inara could never get together on Firefly--though that got cancelled anyway).

So, yes, now that we're together, this means that LunarNET has officially jumped the shark. It's all downhill from here. KF

I don't really understand.

Just so long as I get to be the neighbor that gets a spin-off series that's moderately successful and lands me an interview on only late late shows, I'm okay with it.

Aha, so the genetic project known as "Lunar-NET" has moved into phase two. Within years, we may finally have our Kwisatz Haderach combination for the Lunar community. On the contrary, Kizyr, we have not jumped the shark. We have jumped the sandworm, and we're going on a ride to Lunar Empire.

To make Lunar-Net more like a sitcom, I propose the following changes:

-- Phyco becomes G1's wacky next door neighbor.
-- Jenner, Meg, and Kiz all move into an apartment together. Kiz must pretend to be gay in order to convince their overly conservative landlord that he can live with two women.
-- All problems will be solved within 22 minutes.

I've run out of ideas. I'll get back with you.

I like the idea about me being G1's wacky neighbor, just so long as I get a chance to throw in some words of wisdom that move the characters to solving the problems and having a better understanding of things. Also, I demand that I get at least two episodes all to myself, and by season 7 I get a girl.

I was thinking of you more like our Kramer or Barney Rubble (or Ed Norton, the live action Barney Rubble) and less like our Wilson from Home Improvement.

Can I be the clueless stander-by that gives them the surprised look everytime they do something whacky in front of a complete stranger? =)

Now that the "will they won't they" is over, get ready for the on again, off again, on again. ^^

We've already been through the on-again/off-again stage. KF

Werefrog wrote:I was thinking of you more like our Kramer or Barney Rubble (or Ed Norton, the live action Barney Rubble) and less like our Wilson from Home Improvement.

Awww, but I said what I said specifically with Wilson in mind. The girl thing was based on the Janitor from Scrubs though.

Kizyr wrote:We've already been through the on-again/off-again stage. KF

Yeah, we know. April 1st, not April 1st, April 1st, not April 1st, April 1st....

I'm not going to believe this until I see a marriage license... and Jenner's birth certificate proving she's not from Kenya.

Werefrog wrote:I'm not going to believe this until I see a marriage license... and Jenner's birth certificate proving she's not from Kenya.

But not a copy of the license, I mean the real, bonifide, actual original!

Don't show me a short-form marriage license either.

You know what, I'm not going to believe this until I'm the preacher marrying you two!

Werefrog wrote:I'm not going to believe this until I see a marriage license... and Jenner's birth certificate proving she's not from Kenya.

As I said before, I am not from Kenya.
I have a cousin however who is having a really difficult time.
He's displaced royalty and if you'd pass me along your bank info I'll send it his way and you both will come out of this very rich men.

*Checks and makes sure it isn't April 1st* Hmm... pics, or it didn't happen?? @_@
And where do I fit into this L-Net sitcom?? D:

Yeah... And now Kiyzr will cheat on Jenner when they're on a "break", and the rest of the series you'll be fighting back and forth, still desperately wanting each other, but too stubborn to truely make up. They even have a kid together.

Arlia... your post reminded of how much I've grown to dislike Friends.

LuNaRtIc wrote:*Checks and makes sure it isn't April 1st* Hmm... pics, or it didn't happen?? @_@
And where do I fit into this L-Net sitcom?? D:

Remember the weird people on Friends that just appear or are mentioned for a brief moment, but consistently throughout the entire series? You are that person, but you're appearances will be random moments of chasing after Nall screaming how much of a fan of his you are while the main characters are like "WTF?!" or "oh hey look, it's Nall Fan Girl!" When its over everyone carries on like it never happened, because its NYC, they all get used to seeing stuff like that.