I suck at Dwarf Fortress.

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I suck at Dwarf Fortress.

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I still can't figure out how to make my well not flood my fort.

At least I figured out how to make farms so my dwarves have stopped dying of starvation. PLUMP HELMETS FOREVER.

I hear this game is just a process of prolonging inevitable defeat though.

Also I accidentally burned down an entire jungle in Minecraft.
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Re: I suck at Dwarf Fortress.

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A horizon of fire
The curtain of smoke unfurls
hey there's no jungle :(

I got far enough in Dwarf Fortress one time to think about building a well. I imagine farms must be nice.
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I'm better than Svet at Dwarf Fortress.
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of Crazy Bus?
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Re: I suck at Dwarf Fortress.

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We could play Mario Party instead, apparently that destroys friendships.
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