Jenner's Humorous ME2 Tangent Thread.
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Jenner's Humorous ME2 Tangent Thread.
Man, if I'm going to play through Mass Effect 1 and romance Liara for the Les Yay the least she could do is have my Lesbian Asari Baby, seriously. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM LIARA.
Honestly, her canon response to you dying is to hunt your body down and give your smoldering remains to Cerberus? Seriously? WUT? Especially if you've romanced her in the first game and she falls in love with you... I mean, HONESTLY WUT?
I'm sorry but if I had the racial ability to remember the genetic memories and identity of someone I loved and they got airlocked into space debris I'd do SOMETHING to make sure that legacy went on. Y'know, instead of picking fights with the Shadow Broker.
I mean... on one hand, I am THRILLED to see Liara toughen up and kick ass. I was kinda cringing at her simpering awkwardness in ME1. And I definitely don't just want her in the Kitchen cranking out Shepherds, but on the other vein this complete shift in mentality out of no where just doesn't make sense. Liara was far more reasonable.
maybe Shepherd's death made her unreasonable? Still, seriously?
HAVE MY BABY LIARA THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
In other news, spoilers. Also, I'm bored.
Honestly, her canon response to you dying is to hunt your body down and give your smoldering remains to Cerberus? Seriously? WUT? Especially if you've romanced her in the first game and she falls in love with you... I mean, HONESTLY WUT?
I'm sorry but if I had the racial ability to remember the genetic memories and identity of someone I loved and they got airlocked into space debris I'd do SOMETHING to make sure that legacy went on. Y'know, instead of picking fights with the Shadow Broker.
I mean... on one hand, I am THRILLED to see Liara toughen up and kick ass. I was kinda cringing at her simpering awkwardness in ME1. And I definitely don't just want her in the Kitchen cranking out Shepherds, but on the other vein this complete shift in mentality out of no where just doesn't make sense. Liara was far more reasonable.
maybe Shepherd's death made her unreasonable? Still, seriously?
HAVE MY BABY LIARA THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
In other news, spoilers. Also, I'm bored.
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And now she doesn't even give me a conjugal visit to my space ship when I'm heading off to glorious death through the Omega Relay...
I mean seriously, the nerve.
I mean seriously, the nerve.
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I romanced Liara as a female Shep simply because I didn't like the male styles for Shepard and I thought it'd be much more interesting for hot female alien s3xz0rz. Beyond all that though, when I saw her again in the second one she seemed more...psychotic. But in a way it made sense, to me at least, that maybe she just snapped if you had romanced her in the first game and suddenly you're dead. Granted, doesn't make sense on the whole Cerberus aspect, but it does make sense for her sudden total shift.
If you romanced her of course.
If you romanced her of course.
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TBH, I hate Male Shepherd's VA. He just seems so.. bleh. He doesn't deliver his lines with any emotion or character. It's all the same dull tone and it's BORING. I prefer Female Shep because Jennifer Hale is awesome, she gives FemShep so much...character and emotion. She IS FemShep.Ardent Fox wrote:I romanced Liara as a female Shep simply because I didn't like the male styles for Shepard and I thought it'd be much more interesting for hot female alien s3xz0rz. Beyond all that though, when I saw her again in the second one she seemed more...psychotic. But in a way it made sense, to me at least, that maybe she just snapped if you had romanced her in the first game and suddenly you're dead. Granted, doesn't make sense on the whole Cerberus aspect, but it does make sense for her sudden total shift.
If you romanced her of course.
WTF happened to Garrus, BTW? All of a sudden he's super intense and charming. I adore his voice.
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That's a very good question! I suddenly found myself wanting him more and more in my squad because of how much of a bad ass he'd become. In ME1 I left him by the side of the road, but in 2 I was like, whoa...you and Tali are my squad. It's because of them I survived, except at the end. Then my main squad was Mordin and Miranda out of a lack of better choices.
Thane died before you ask.
Thane died before you ask.
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Such a big loss, since he's going to die anyway.Ardent Fox wrote:That's a very good question! I suddenly found myself wanting him more and more in my squad because of how much of a bad ass he'd become. In ME1 I left him by the side of the road, but in 2 I was like, whoa...you and Tali are my squad. It's because of them I survived, except at the end. Then my main squad was Mordin and Miranda out of a lack of better choices.
Thane died before you ask.
There is a way to keep them all alive though. I'll post that up.
But seriously, <3 Garrus.
STEP ONE: GET EVERYONE'S LOYALTY.
STEP 2: SEND TALI OR LEGION THROUGH THE SHAFT, SEND GARRUS OR MIRANDA OUT TO DRAW FIRE.
STEP 3: SEND THANE OR SOMEONE ELSE WHO KEEPS DYING (Mordan for me.) BACK WITH THE CREW TO ESCORT THEM, PUT MIRANDA IN CHARGE OF THE ATTACK TEAM USE JACK OR SAMARA TO GET THROUGH THE BUGS.
STEP 4: BRING THANE AND SOMEONE ELSE WITH YOU TO FIGHT THE BIG BAD and leave everyone else behind to defend you.
???
Profit.
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The most humorous of all this is that we're the only two posting about anything right now.
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I shall join the fray!
I was veeeeeeery tempted to get some sweet, delicious blue action with Liara in the first Mass Effect with my FemShep...but in the end I decided to not romance anyone. Then in ME2 I got porked by Garrus. There was chafing. It was most excellent.
I was veeeeeeery tempted to get some sweet, delicious blue action with Liara in the first Mass Effect with my FemShep...but in the end I decided to not romance anyone. Then in ME2 I got porked by Garrus. There was chafing. It was most excellent.
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Garrus huh? How was that anyway? I mean, was it good or I mean...does everything even work the same for him?
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Geez, you're all a bunch a degenerates. No wonder Fox News did a piece on this game.
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Aw, don't be that way. Also the Fox News thing was on the first game. In ME2 the naughty scenes were toned down. The 'steamiest' thing you see are Jacob's disturbingly flawless abs or Miranda's hooters.
No clue. Everything faded to black, unspeakable things ensued, and then SUICIDE MISSION. WOO! Speaking of which, the first time I went through the mission I lost Legion to that bug swarm. That'll teach me to listen to Miranda. "Oh, I can hold up a shield just fine. Let me do it." Retried, used Samara instead, everyone lived, happy end.Ardent Fox wrote:Garrus huh? How was that anyway? I mean, was it good or I mean...does everything even work the same for him?
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That's how Sodom and Gomorrah began, I hear. It ended in Gomorreah, I believe. (That feels like a Colbert joke. Anyone know the source?)Sophia wrote:Aw, don't be that way. Also the Fox News thing was on the first game. In ME2 the naughty scenes were toned down. The 'steamiest' thing you see are Jacob's disturbingly flawless abs or Miranda's hooters.
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You mean it's no longer a sex simulator that lets you do so many naughty things in a variety of positions?Aw, don't be that way. Also the Fox News thing was on the first game. In ME2 the naughty scenes were toned down. The 'steamiest' thing you see are Jacob's disturbingly flawless abs or Miranda's hooters.
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As everyone knows...
Character generator + sex scene = COMPLETE DEPRAVITY.
Regardless of all other circumstances.
Character generator + sex scene = COMPLETE DEPRAVITY.
Regardless of all other circumstances.
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No, now it's a dating simulator where you get to shoot mercenaries and giant alien insects for thirty hours and then get about thirty seconds of fanservice from your character of choice. Whether that's a good or bad thing, I leave up to you.Sonic# wrote:You mean it's no longer a sex simulator that lets you do so many naughty things in a variety of positions?
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Well... y'know as long as you don't *cough* ingest....Ardent Fox wrote:Garrus huh? How was that anyway? I mean, was it good or I mean...does everything even work the same for him?
Mordin is one of my favorite characters... his lil' lecture about the depravity of cross-species lovin' made me howl with laughter.
Also, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm having the biggest crush on Jack right now, she is SO AWESOME.
woah... ME2 is totally like a dating sim with blood and explosions. My mind is blown.
MICHAEL BAY'S DATING SIM. BLAAAUGH.
Hate Miranda...
That's always how I wanted my first experience with sex to end. M'just saying.Than suicide mission, WOOO!
*vomits all over her keyboard.* Her vagina is probably as big as a Mass Effect Relay. (and probably more traversed... >.>)Shepherd x Chambers
Joker x EDI though, totally Canon.
We are not... we're just making space a better place for our genitalsYou guys are depraved!
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I'd love to see the hot steamy scene for that one.Jenner wrote:
Joker x EDI though, totally Canon.
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I imagine it'd look like Seth Green humping a monitor. Oh man, I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.Ardent Fox wrote:I'd love to see the hot steamy scene for that one.Jenner wrote:
Joker x EDI though, totally Canon.
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The fact that people still talk to you even after you've chosen all the renegade comments, the actions and even kicked a puppy across the room is a bit mystifying. You're like space Hitler but you're still the commander. Even I would love to see a space mutiny.
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I'm upset that there was no "blend puppy" option.Ardent Fox wrote:The fact that people still talk to you even after you've chosen all the renegade comments, the actions and even kicked a puppy across the room is a bit mystifying. You're like space Hitler but you're still the commander. Even I would love to see a space mutiny.
Jack might do a Space Mutiny. She can violently board my vessel any day.
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