We're Jedi (We Can Manage)

[Ardent Fox]

This is a song dedicated to a friend of mine. This used to be our saying when we were coming up together when something got rough for us we'd just shrug, look at one another and say "Hey, we're Jedi, we can manage." I liked the phrase so much, that I decided it would be perfect for a song about two Jedi who decide they're not happy with just talking about the old days and after being attacked, want to relive them and find out what happened to the remaining Jedi.

There is no music to this, just the lyrics, but it's in the style of Toby Keith songs should one wonder what type of music to put behind it. This is one of the few songs though that I am actively working on some kind of music to, so someday when I get time to write out something and find the right pitches, I'll be able to put music behind my voice.

Until then, enjoy these lyrics.

I remember way back when
I was chattin it up with Dion Qued
About the old Republic
And how all the Jedi were dead

The next thing you know
He and I both turned in time to see
Some pasty faced Sith guy
We stared him down till he looked at me

And we SANG!

{Chorus}
We're Jedi~
We can totally manage this
Bring all yer boys
Ya seem to have a death wish
Ya'll don't know
What ya'll are messin' with
Mess with...us
and ya get a nice lightsabre enema.

When the dust settled down
We taught that Sith kid some manners
That's when me and Dion
Decided we'd both get some answers

So we both hopped a freighter
And we got our little show on the road
That's when the Sith found us
They demanded we pay a hefty toll

That's when WE SANG!

{Chorus}
We're Jedi~
We can totally manage this
Bring all yer boys
Ya seem to have a death wish
Ya'll don't know
What ya'll are messin' with
Mess with...us
We'll cut ya down in two parsecs

We got away from that mess
Turned out a bit too easy for us
We arrived on Degobah
That's when Yoda began to cuss

Find me now they will
Seek me out you should have not
Then they started landin'
And we knew the lessons to be taught

And we ALL SANG!

{Chorus}
We're Jedi~
We can totally manage this
Bring all yer boys
Ya seem to have a death wish
Ya'll don't know
What ya'll are messin' with
Mess with...us
You'll get force lightnin' in the you-know-what

Once we won that battle
We fled the scene, we'll fight again some day
But that's when me and Dion
Decided we'd go our seperate ways

The nights are chill on Tattoine
And I sure do get lonely and cold.
But when both moons are full
I'll grab the guitar and sing this here song we wrote

(SONG END)