You Give Me a Hadron

[Ardent Fox]

This is a song I wrote a few months ago while I was sitting around bored to death and thinking about a shirt I saw once that read "Particle physics gives me a hadron." I laughed, like a lot, at this shirt and it got me to thinking about a song. Think of this song as ska, a bit like something of the Mighty Mighty Bostones. Once again, I am unable to post with music because I have no one to play music with or get with on making music so it's kind of difficult but enjoy these lyrics none the less.

"You Give Me a Hadron"

You turn me upside down
Like inverted gravity
You rock me all night long
Like a ship out at sea
But when you start jivin' about
The duality of light
You make me wanna blow with nuclear force

{Chorus}
You give me a hadron baby
Accelerating ma-atter
You give me a hadron baby
Cruisn at the speed of light
You give me a hadron baby
Collide it into itself
And create a new universe for you and me

My energy levels are risin'
Like a strong force is at work
It'd make Mr. Bohr jealous
Over my strange little quirk
But then you start to ionize
All my hydrogen gas
And turn all my protons into projectiles

{Chorus}

(Guitar Solo w00t)

Your reading is off the chart
You're off the geiger counter
You got my electrons spinnin'
I feel my atoms flounder
So come over here and we can try
Multiple proportions
And make a new element between you and me

{Chorus x2}

{IT'S OVER!}

[Benevolent_Ghaleon]

LULZ

[Monde Luna]

just thought you would like to know I read give me a hardon... It took me a few minutes to realize it was hadron.

[Ardent Fox]

That was pretty much the point behind the naming. XD

[Monde Luna]

obviously I did not read the lyrics the first time. =)