KIZYR BAITING THREAD!

[Jenner]

Kizyr appears to have disappeared I haven't spoken to him in about a week now and... yeah, it's kinda important. So, I'm trying to lure him out of hiding. How? One: Mention him by name, Two: being horribly racist/culturally insensitive and bigoted. Three: Say something incredibly wrong, or ask for pirated materials. That always makes him post. I HAVE TONS OF PROOF.

If anyone knows where the -Fatal Hopper- he ran off to or what's going on or can get a hold of him for me I'd be grateful. It's kinda important... Be aware, I'm being intentionally inflammatory and I mean these statements only insomuch as I am required to mean them to lure Kiz into this thread.

ANYWAY.

First, wrongness:
ETNA IS A LESBIAN
SABIN IS A WOMAN
JEAN AND LEO WOULD NEVER WORK OUT AS A COUPLE

Now, um Piracy:
HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE TELNET WORK ON VISTA? lol oh god.
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN MS WORD REGISTRATION KEY I CAN BORROW? I WON'T REGISTER IT EITHER AND THEY NEVER CHECK THOSE THINGS.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY LEMONS OR ORANGES? I THINK I HAVE SCURVY.

and um, Racism/Bigotry:
ALL ASIANS HAVE INADEQUATE GENITAL LENGTH
BLACK PEOPLE STEAL THINGS
MUSLIMS PRAY FIVE TIMES A DAY BECAUSE THEY BELONG ON THEIR KNEES.

There, that should be offensive enough to get him into this thread, maybe even warrant an angry call from him.

[phyco126]

Tsk tsk tsk

[WD RPG WD]

Can someone here direct me to a website where I can download the new Lunar game for free?

[Kizyr]

I'm here. Locking thread. KF