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Don't sell your uterus, make them grow there own. That way they can go through puberty fromt he start and not already half way through.
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...and just think, before today I never would've known that asking "how's everyone?" could result in the possible sale of a uterus.

What happened!?

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Yeah, and before yesterday I would have never thought that menstrual (sp?) cramps could have resulted in a guy flirting with a mod in the middle of an edit war like thing. O_o
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YAY FOR MY LATENESS!!

I don't have any cramps, but I am Eric's wife. WOO HOO!!

As for me... I'm doin' all right.

I should be the proud owner of house by the end of this month/beginin' of next month! Rawk on!!

Work is okay.

I need more tattoos.

I'm gettin' in shape! Thank you BowFlex! Muscles DO exist on my body!
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Spirit Icana wrote:Cut that uterus price in half and sell it to Ghaleon One. He can make a letter bag out of it.


Oh he doesn't need to buy my uterus. He owns every part of my body ;) Huh? Isn't that right Mickey dear? Muahmuahmuah! I wuv you honeybomb!
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MiaOne wrote:
Spirit Icana wrote:Cut that uterus price in half and sell it to Ghaleon One. He can make a letter bag out of it.


Oh he doesn't need to buy my uterus. He owns every part of my body ;) Huh? Isn't that right Mickey dear? Muahmuahmuah! I wuv you honeybomb!


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MiaAusa: Hey, chance" NO I GET IT" to "NOW I GET IT"
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MiaOne wrote:
Spirit Icana wrote:Cut that uterus price in half and sell it to Ghaleon One. He can make a letter bag out of it.


Oh he doesn't need to buy my uterus. He owns every part of my body ;) Huh? Isn't that right Mickey dear? Muahmuahmuah! I wuv you honeybomb!


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Hahahaaaa!!!!! :D I love it when people get their panties all in a twist.
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Kizyr wears panties? ;)

And, um, y'all are whack. Not wiggity whack, just regular type. O_o *weirded out*
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Hey look its the talking cheese ^^
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Sonic# wrote:Kizyr wears panties? ;)

And, um, y'all are whack. Not wiggity whack, just regular type. O_o *weirded out*



Asmodean: Quick! Say somethin' funny like... "I'm wearin' women's underpants!"
Kizyr: I'm...uh... wearin' women's underpants...
Julie: :: scoffs :: Are you?!
Kizyr: I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!
:: Kizyr's nose extends ::
Asmodean: I think you most certainly am are!!
Julie: WHAT KIND!!
Kizyr: They're... THEY'RE BRIEFS!!
:: Kizyr's nose extends some more ::
Mickey: IT'S A THONG!!
Kizyr: ARE NOT!
:: Kizyr's nose extends some more ::
Mickey: ARE TOO!!
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Oh come now Justin, you totally stole that from Shrek 2, you sly dog you. (though just between you and me, thongs are more comfy) :wink:
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eww........
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^--- what she said! :P
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^__ What he said! :P

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Ho ho ho ho! That's rich!
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phyco126 wrote:Oh come now Justin, you totally stole that from Shrek 2, you sly dog you. (though just between you and me, thongs are more comfy) :wink:


Well as for me, I prefer the whole commando route myself... I KID!!
As for the between you and me... that's call a PM Phyco. HA!

Yes I did steal that didn't I? I love that movie.

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I love that movie too :P I watch that and The Incredibles all the time when I'm at my mother's house.

PM? Never heard of it! HAH!
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Awesome movies. !
I've been losing my mind six ways from Sunday lately, so what better way to find peace than to spout them off on a MB I joined like a month ago?

My friend's been involved in a horrific legal battle to get custody of his kids. Currently they are in the hands of his ex-wife's physically and sexually abusive boyfriend. Two months ago we held a benefit to raise him money for the court battle, and he'll have temporary custody while it goes on, but we're nervous about the outcome because apparently the Mother has more leverage in this type of case.

Another friend just had a baby girl today! She's awesome! Today is also my brother's birthday, and two of his hamsters were born today. Whoa 7/7/05 is some kinda fertility holiday or something. By the time I post this, it may be tomorrow.

I'm still looking for a full-time job, but I landed a nice day job that starts next week.

My family's going to have SERIOUS money issues. We're going off of my mom's income combined with the Social Security entitled to my father who left this world back in 1997. Unfortunately since my mom started a new job and got promoted, we lose most of the social security and have to live on a very small amount of money. To make matters worse, they'll take away $2 for every $1 she makes over a certain amount. That amount isn't very high. When I get another fulltime I can move out and hopefully contribute more since I can barely pay my bills as is.

I had to sign 2 wills for my friend and his wife, as a precautionary measure since she has a heart condition which her family feels the need to aggrevate for reasons beyond me. She was horribly abused by these people until she met my friend, and moved out. They still won't leave her alone. I'm fine with signing the wills, but I have issues with death, because I've lost a few people who were very close to me.

Lately it seems like every girl that's attracted to me is either somewhat crazy (in the goofy sense, not insane), or is just too young for me. The girls I'm attracted to are taken. Yargh the frustration...

My friend's band just went on tour which is really cool. If Cyanotic comes around your area and you're into loud aggressive music, check them out.

My car's still a piece of crap. But it gets me were I need to go. (Just not back again)

...and I'm still making pizza. Really I'm just in a wierd transitional period, but I just want to get back into the place where I, along with those around me are comfortable. I want a job making websites again, I want to move out again, and I want things to work out. In the meantime I'm helping everyone I can, and posting here because if I'm going to have free time, I'm going to enjoy it.

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I however was not too amused by Shrek 2...I've seen better. :P
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