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What's a lonely engaged girl to do with herself while her fiance's away and uncontactable in a completely different state?

All the romance novels say I should cheat on him with the mailman/poolboy/stableman
Only problems?
1. I don't have a poolboy/stableman
2. My postman is a chick.
3. Infidelity is sooo cliched.

So, any ideas?
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Too late. I'm already back home. KF
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Jenner wrote:All the romance novels say I should cheat on him with the mailman/poolboy/stableman
Only problems?
1. I don't have a poolboy/stableman
2. My postman is a chick.
3. Infidelity is sooo cliched.

So, any ideas?
Do it anyway! And take lots of pictures and give them to Kiz. I'm sure he'll appreciate them.
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ilovemyguitar wrote:
Jenner wrote:All the romance novels say I should cheat on him with the mailman/poolboy/stableman
Only problems?
1. I don't have a poolboy/stableman
2. My postman is a chick.
3. Infidelity is sooo cliched.

So, any ideas?
Do it anyway! And take lots of pictures and give them to Kiz. I'm sure he'll appreciate them.
We'd have a better shot at getting those. A Marilyn Monroe sex tape got leaked and some guy bought it and plans to lock it up so the internet doesn't get it. :(
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ilovemyguitar wrote:Do it anyway! And take lots of pictures and give them to Kiz. I'm sure he'll appreciate them.
I would appreciate it, even if I am still here. KF
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Okay I'll get right on it!
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What part of TN did Kizyr go to?
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I grew up in Nashville, so that's where I went.

Nashville and Franklin, to be specific, I suppose. KF
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My brother-in-law's family lives out that way. Big houses. Lots of lawn. And trees. And from what I hear, good schools.
What's a lonely engaged girl to do with herself while her fiance's away and uncontactable in a completely different state?

All the romance novels say I should cheat on him with the mailman/poolboy/stableman
Only problems?
1. I don't have a poolboy/stableman
2. My postman is a chick.
3. Infidelity is sooo cliched.

So, any ideas?
You could write a romance novel! It'd be perfect! Make the male lead David Bowie, the female lead Jennifer Connelly, and run with it!
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Sonic# wrote:
What's a lonely engaged girl to do with herself while her fiance's away and uncontactable in a completely different state?

All the romance novels say I should cheat on him with the mailman/poolboy/stableman
Only problems?
1. I don't have a poolboy/stableman
2. My postman is a chick.
3. Infidelity is sooo cliched.

So, any ideas?
You could write a romance novel! It'd be perfect! Make the male lead David Bowie, the female lead Jennifer Connelly, and run with it!
Hey! You know what? Throw in some songs and a few puppets... yeah, I would totally watch that. Stupid Hollywood never gives us things like this.
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You're from Middle Tennessee, Kizyr?

That's messed up. My father and sister live in Franklin, and I visit them about once or twice a month.

I live in Jackson myself, and grew up in Bolivar...yes, I'm crazy, AND I HAVE THE MENTAL INSTITUTION TO PROVE IT!!!
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