Wait... bigamy just became legal in Massachusetts. Must have missed that.
I believe he meant same sex marriages, but you know, you gave me an idea. Bigamy IS illegal, so Justin, even though this is all a fabrication in your mind, if you insist on this so-called marriage, I shall just simply turn you in to proper authorities.
I told you, don't mess with the Magic Emperor. I shall bring you down!
Wait, G1, if you are the Magic Emperor, then that means that YOU are the proper authority.
As the famous Cartman said: "Don't disrespect my authorita!"
First for starters Bacon Bits, you could try that, but PUBTWDSCD grants me diplomatic immunity thus your authorities have no meanin' to me! I can go out and do obscene things if I wanted to and get away with it. I RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS!! OH SNAP!
Nice try though. YOU'RE STILL MY BACON BITS!
And as for YOU! Phycho darlin'!
Yes well, it's okay, cause I like you. But don't worry I won't marry you... yet.
I don't want to make my Wittle Itty Bitty Bacon Bits jealous.
First for starters Bacon Bits, you could try that, but PUBTWDSCD grants me diplomatic immunity thus your authorities have no meanin' to me!
Except that I talked to the president of PUBTWDSCD last night only to find out you tried to use trickery the other night. I have the true meaning of PUBTWDSCD and will blow the secret of PUBTWDSCD if you do not cease your insistances upon this marriage.
I suddenly feel very lonely.
Someone needs to marry me now, or else.
Double weddin' and such.
And there's your answer Justin, marry him! He would be much more loving than I will ever be.
So leave me alone before I start to repeat "Time to Die!" a million times over until you give up from annoyance!
First for starters Bacon Bits, you could try that, but PUBTWDSCD grants me diplomatic immunity thus your authorities have no meanin' to me!
Except that I talked to the president of PUBTWDSCD last night only to find out you tried to use trickery the other night. I have the true meaning of PUBTWDSCD and will blow the secret of PUBTWDSCD if you do not cease your insistances upon this marriage.
YES! FINALLY! It's taken me years to find someone outside that deadly circle with the secret of PUBTWDSCD. Puppy armies have risen and fallen under the harsh reins of Justinian and my Julie-Ness.
Justin! Hold out! Let him reveal it in its melting richness.
Sonic#
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
Okay, so my Magic Emperor laugh is a little bit rusty. Nevertheless, you can see what kind of damage I can cause you, bard, if you continue this little charade.
Well, see, you couldn't have me because I'm impossible to uptain for you guys out there that want me. If I can't have the girls I want, then you don't get the guy you want. And the reason you couldn't have Kiz, is because you don't want to get banned
*cackles in laughter*
$5 and you can have G1 though. The ammunition for this gun is expensive! So while he hides behind me, might as well as whore him out to pay for his protection.
- "Sometimes life smiles when it kicks you down. The trick is to smile back."
